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Would you punch me?

Sat Apr 26, 2008, 8:50 PM
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So Joey brought something to my attention the other day. I have a tendency to say things without thinking. Little canned responses that my brain conjures up, latches on to, and uses when I have nothing intelligent to say otherwise. This includes phrases like "Damn yeah" and "Like ya Do." I actually say "Like ya do" in almost every conversation I have. I don't know why, it doesn't even really mean anything. Example:

Other person: "So the other day, there was nothing on TV so I murdered my kids..."
Me, nodding: "Like ya do."

Also, I overuse the phrase "That's how I roll." A lot. Like, all the time.

But what Joey drew my attention to was the fact that I say "Hells to the Yeah." completely unconsciously all the freaking time. He actually spent a few hours pointing it out. I had no idea! LOL I mean, I am aware that I say this, but I don't think about it, or really purposely interject it.

Anyway, he was pointing out the fact that whenever I say this in response to what he's saying, he simultaneously thinks it's hilarious, but also has the knee-jerk reaction to punch me. Which is boyfriend talk for "when you say that, I want to punch you." I'm a smart cookie, I've been around the block a few times, I know things.

So anyway, what is your opinion on this? Would YOU punch me? :D

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I'll punch-asize yer face! For free! Naw, yer cool.
right in the breasticle

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I'd punch everybody if I only had the time.

I also have a lot of canned responses, usually directly doubting whatever the person just said or answering with questions. People who've never met me before usually flip out about me being such an asshole.

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Hmmm... I often want to punch people for no good reason. So... yes. Yes I would. Maybe not full out deck to the face, but... Probably a weak punch to the shoulder. Tho, with my aim, I'd wind up hitting your jaw or boob. And I'd fully expect you to punch me back.

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OMG YOU ARE TURK.

But yes, I might punch you, but not hard. I'd mostly just make this face. :|
This made me laugh WAY more than it should have! :XD:

It's a good day if you can work "punchasize your face for free!" into a conversation.

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Noooo! My breasticle!!

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Lol! People need to be more understanding of the canned response. Better recognize! :shakefist:

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I too suffer from this desire to punch people for no real reason. I typically don't punch back. I like to fake cry, it actually usually unsettles people a whole lot more than my weak ass hitting back! :D

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LAWL yes I am! :XD:

You can make that face all you want, but I still won't even realize I'm doing it. That's the real tragedy here, I say!

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And when the gun goes off it sparks and you're ready for SURGERY. (surgery)
Sat Jul 18, 2009, 12:38 PM
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And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. :D
Sat Jul 18, 2009, 4:38 AM
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And the little glass vile goes into the gun like a battery. *unf unf*
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 9:33 PM
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zydrate comes in a little glass vial. a little glass vial? a little glass vial.
Mon Jun 22, 2009, 12:13 PM
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Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!
Fri May 8, 2009, 11:47 AM
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Taters. That is all.
Fri May 8, 2009, 2:08 AM
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Dude, that Saved by the Bell Theme Song kicks Insane Clown Posse's ass all over, and you know it.
Sun Feb 8, 2009, 4:31 AM
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:sing: America! F*ck Yeah! :flagus:
Tue Jan 20, 2009, 6:40 PM
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Damn straight!
Fri Nov 14, 2008, 1:37 PM
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Oh snap, you just got told. But seriously, what?
Fri Nov 14, 2008, 3:51 AM

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