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About Me Deviant Member Allysen25/Female/United States Group group avatar #ThePaperHeartsClub
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In my gallery you'll find pictures of the pets I share my home with, and lots and lots of scantily clad women with impossible anatomical frames*. Enjoy!




*Hips don't work like that, I know.

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I loves LOVES art. Lots of different arts! And I have awesome taste, clearly*!





*Taste subject to sobriety, fair warning.

Friends

:iconjoecollegetattoo: :iconpenanggalan: :iconereshkigal234: :iconbastardinabasket: :iconsynoda: :iconsilvervulpine: :iconmarysnortscoke: :iconrandomredux: :icondaddyfox: :iconvirginiavitamins: :iconbadtaste: :iconsavagelucy42: :icondadward: :iconimmortalpanda: :iconhelllemur: :iconoctary: :icont-kitty: :iconhannibals-child:

Watchers

:iconwolfyone: :iconkimimaro-lee: :iconhitman0300: :icongreendragonownz: :iconeiracandles: :iconx-sexydemon-x: :iconeverlivingnova: :iconfrankenfur: :iconbonnybanshey: :iconkebo2311: :iconblue-mandolin: :iconalexwars1: :icondjrm01: :iconchiharu2321: :iconscarywizard: :iconmadshiiza: :iconberettapunk: :iconusernameinvalid16: :iconpedrotime: :icondukewolfendoom:

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* I like the Nightlife. I like to Boogie
* My yard is full of goat.
* Goats make horrible pets.
* Rarity is Best Pony.
* There's ALWAYS money in the banana stand.
* Gods of WAR. May your Hammer be mighty.
* Yeah, well, that's just like... Your opinion, man.
* There used to be a ferry when I was a boy. Lit up like a floating birthday cake.
* Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.
So it's almost that time of the year again... My birthday, Halloween, and my wedding anniversary. :3 Which is on Halloween, if you didn't know. Anywho, I'd like to get Joey a nice anniversary present. So I thought I'd do easy-peasy commissions.

Here's the deal:

$11 gets you a marker-colored Halloween-themed bust. Useable as an avatar, but not quite so small. You can specify the Halloween theme if you'd like, devil horns, a halo, rabbit ears, you get the picture, or you can just let me Halloween it up. I've got some spare time, so the turn-around will be swift. You don't pay until I have the pencil sketch done, then payment, then full color. If you want to possess the picture, we'll tack shipping onto the price. I like to ship with these special picture kits so nothing gets bent. Don't know what THEIR price is off the top of my head.

I'll also be doing ONE at a time (or else I get overwhelmed) Halloween-themed digitally colored commissions. One character, pin-up-type pose, preferably female, but I've been working on the boys too. $30, again, payment after satisfactory sketch, then the completed version. Female nudity's fine, but I draw really bad dong, so unfortunately the boys have to keep SOME of their clothes on, lol.

That's about it. Gimme a shout should you feel like it!
  • Mood: Emotional
  • Listening to: N-now we're lookin' like pimps in my gold Trans Am
  • Reading: I can't read anymore. I don't know why. : (
  • Watching: Law and Order Criminal Intent
  • Playing: Closer
  • Eating: Everything in Sight
  • Drinking: Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The Pacific Northwest, Where Dreams Come True! In the RAIN!
  • Interests: Cooking, Drawing, Singing Badly, Writing Smut and Zydrate
  • Favourite movie: DarkCity,Hellraiser,RepoTheGeneticOpera,LostBoys,TheBigLebowski,ReeferMadnessTheMusical,RockyHorror
  • Favourite band or musician: Lady Gaga, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Monster Magnet
  • Favourite genre of music: Your mom
  • Favourite artist: That one guy at the art fair.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Clive Barker, Charlaine Harris, Marquis De Sade, Vincent Bugliosi
  • Favourite style of art: Evil, pin-up fluff.
  • Operating System: macOSX
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod! Ol' Trusty I calls him. His real name's Bricky.
  • Shell of choice: I got the conch!
  • Wallpaper of choice: All the characters from My Little Pony (FiM) season one.
  • Favourite game: BIOSHOCK.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Dreamcast
  • Favourite cartoon character: Pinkie Pie
  • Personal Quote: "Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius?"
  • Tools of the Trade: Thick ass gloves and a snake hook. ;)

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:iconkossmoe:
Hi! Your beautiful snake was featured here. [link]

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Drake - The stupid, lazy host he works really hard at #Hiems-Mansion
Silae - an eccentric conductor of an interdimensional #WorldTrain
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:iconvampiers-bride:
Do you mind me asking how many pets you have at the moment? your snakes are gorgeous by the way

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“History written in pencil is easily erased, but crayon is forever.”
-Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls
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:iconhelllemur:
Hey there lovely, a belated (if I haven't said it already) happy birthday! How you been doin' lovely lady!? Hope everything has been swell :3

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“Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character for it will become your destiny.”
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:iconhugedisaster1:
Happy birthday!!!

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Meh...
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:iconthe-kid36:
Mood: Joy *the-kid36 Oct 15, 2011  Hobbyist
happy birthday yo :D

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Join the 36K Studios Friends Group [link]
I take Commissions [link]
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:iconflavorlessmuffin:
Haaappy Birthday!! :cake: :party:

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Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

-Blessed Be-

Commissions open! [link]
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:iconshalonesk:
Happy b-day :cake::heart: ;3 Hope you have a great day ^^

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I do have a real life ya know. I'm not always here for you.
artwork is my life and talent, that I can feel free in imagining in what I believe.

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Fly on in - join today
#TLoSZR-FanClub :3
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:icon2ndvoice:
Happy Birthday! :D

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Just because there are things I don't remember,
Doesn't mean that my actions are meaningless
The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?
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:iconomegablue69:
Happy birthday.

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Join the #Cuddling-Club today and you'll be showered with cuddles :cuddle:. Don't and you'll never get one again ಠ_ಠ

Where Fantasy and Sci-Fi work hand in hand #SciFi-Fantasy
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:iconstigmartyr762:
*Stigmartyr762 Oct 14, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Happy birthday! :cake::party:

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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