| In my gallery you'll find pictures of the pets I share my home with, and lots and lots of scantily clad women with impossible anatomical frames*. Enjoy! *Hips don't work like that, I know. |
| In my gallery you'll find pictures of the pets I share my home with, and lots and lots of scantily clad women with impossible anatomical frames*. Enjoy! *Hips don't work like that, I know. |
| My character, Cadaver. She's not too bright, has an incredibly unfounded superiority-complex, and lacks almost all common sense, but her heart's in (mostly) the right place, and she keeps her seams straight*. *Seams not always straight. |
| ALL the sexy ladies.* *most of the sexy ladies. |
| Murry Purry Furry Stuff.* *Not actually a furry. |
| I love taking pictures of my snakes. They're fascinating, beautiful animals. And they love me*! *My snakes don't actually love me. |
| From Blind Rats to Horrible Goats to Disapproving Bunnies, I have it all.* *Does not actually have it all. |
| I loves LOVES art. Lots of different arts! And I have awesome taste, clearly*! *Taste subject to sobriety, fair warning. |
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cuz i ffuuucckinnggg loovve you
<3
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"Look out! That's boiling human fat!" -- Hellboy
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Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character for it will become your destiny.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, suppose I come right out with it and admit to you now, that my old Martian hoax on the radio, was well, not exactly...a hoax."
-Orson Welles
[link]
Hope you don't mind if I +watch?
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-fueled by Satan-
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-fueled by Satan-
I even did one better and bought "Skin Trade" on audiobook.
(Man, I really need to stop going to the bookstore when I enter a depressive cycle. I spend way too much damn money.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, suppose I come right out with it and admit to you now, that my old Martian hoax on the radio, was well, not exactly...a hoax."
-Orson Welles
[link]
Patton Oswalt's new album, (and his standup special this sunday on Comedy Central of the same name) "My Weakness is Strong!"
Must download now and laugh until you can't laugh no more!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, suppose I come right out with it and admit to you now, that my old Martian hoax on the radio, was well, not exactly...a hoax."
-Orson Welles
[link]
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-fueled by Satan-
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