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About Me Premium Member Mad Scientist Allysen25/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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I Like It Rough

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In my gallery you'll find pictures of the pets I share my home with, and lots and lots of scantily clad women with impossible anatomical frames*. Enjoy!




*Hips don't work like that, I know.

Cadaver

My character, Cadaver. She's not too bright, has an incredibly unfounded superiority-complex, and lacks almost all common sense, but her heart's in (mostly) the right place, and she keeps her seams straight*.






*Seams not always straight.

Snakes

I love taking pictures of my snakes. They're fascinating, beautiful animals. And they love me*!





*My snakes don't actually love me.

Our OTHER Pets

From Blind Rats to Horrible Goats to Disapproving Bunnies, I have it all.*







*Does not actually have it all.

Favourites

I loves LOVES art. Lots of different arts! And I have awesome taste, clearly*!





*Taste subject to sobriety, fair warning.

CADAVER QUESTION: Seattle's Preturnatural Forensic Skills are going to be needed over in the Tri-Cities (Eastern Washington) within the next chapter, who should go, who should stay? 

37%
11 deviants said Girls' trip! Nyxie, Lily and Daver head on over the pass to get their science on!
27%
8 deviants said A little Master/Creature bonding time with Tolliver and Daver
17%
5 deviants said OTHER girl's trip: Nyxie and Daver, with special guest Ebony (because her non-glamour, non-charm/ward skills) head on out in the GTO
10%
3 deviants said Tolliver, Daver, and Lily to keep things sane?
10%
3 deviants said Other: (specify pleasekaythanks!)

Shoutbox

~HellLemur:iconHellLemur:
Lav lav laaaav~
Sat Aug 15, 2009, 2:46 PM
~IlookingYou:iconIlookingYou:
i love shout everywhere LOL *hello! i'm aslo here!*
Tue Aug 11, 2009, 9:39 PM
*Cadaver-Love:iconCadaver-Love:
*THAT* is far too early to be up. My page does not serve breakfast until at least eleven.
Mon Aug 10, 2009, 11:14 PM
~CyanideOfTheMasses:iconCyanideOfTheMasses:
Fucksticks, why am I up at nearly 7am? And on your page, to boot?
Sat Aug 8, 2009, 2:53 AM
*Cadaver-Love:iconCadaver-Love:
And when the gun goes off it sparks and you're ready for SURGERY. (surgery)
Sat Jul 18, 2009, 11:38 AM
=SilverVulpine:iconSilverVulpine:
And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. :D
Sat Jul 18, 2009, 3:38 AM
*Cadaver-Love:iconCadaver-Love:
And the little glass vile goes into the gun like a battery. *unf unf*
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 8:33 PM
~The-Devine-Rat:iconThe-Devine-Rat:
zydrate comes in a little glass vial. a little glass vial? a little glass vial.
Mon Jun 22, 2009, 11:13 AM
*Cadaver-Love:iconCadaver-Love:
Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!
Fri May 8, 2009, 10:47 AM
~Meatmarket:iconMeatmarket:
Taters. That is all.
Fri May 8, 2009, 1:08 AM

Friends

:iconereshkigal234: :iconbastardinabasket: :iconcrystal-for-ever: :iconcyanideofthemasses: :iconfreak-egg: :iconwolvenmoonbaby: :iconsynoda: :iconnerdsattack: :iconskippywallaby: :iconmascaron: :iconsilvervulpine: :iconmeatmarket: :iconuberangus: :iconmarysnortscoke: :iconrandomredux: :icondaddyfox: :iconshalonesk: :iconvirginiavitamins: :iconbadtaste: :iconsavagelucy42: :icondadward: :iconimmortalpanda: :iconhelllemur: :iconoctary: :icont-kitty: :iconhannibals-child:

Watchers

Visitors

:iconcoyotetrickster: :iconprimaxzz: :iconsilvervulpine: :iconskullpunk666satan: :iconmokimeow:

Tired Today.

Sun Nov 15, 2009, 12:32 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Repo The Genetic Opera
  • Reading: The Descent
  • Watching: Nip/Tuck
  • Eating: Nothing yet. SOOoooOOoon?
I feel like I've been tired for weeks now! I don't get it, I've been sleeping well. It's probably just stress, but still. I'm allllll grumpy. And the new stupid chapter I'm working on for Cadaver's latest escapade is just... like... barely coherent and utterly awful. Boo.

We watched Orphan the other day. Surprisingly good! We really enjoyed it. YAY evil children with twist endings that you don't see coming, lol!

Wanna go see the Box. It looks pretty awesome, plus Ebert liked it.



ALSO craving Arby's. Or really greasy breakfast. One of the two, please?

Completely and utterly undeserved gifts from awesomely talented artists:



Psssssst. My husband takes pictures and lurks here: :iconbastardinabasket:

deviantID

Have Old-Lady Nightgown, will travel.*





*won't actually travel.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The Pacific Northwest, Where Dreams Come True! In the RAIN!
  • Interests: Cooking, Drawing, Singing Badly, and Zydrate
  • Favourite movie: Dark City,Hellraiser, Repo the GeneticOpera, Lost Boys, The Big Lebowski, Reefer Madness the Musical
  • Favourite band or musician: AC/DC, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Dio, Marilyn Manson, Monster Magnet
  • Favourite poet or writer: Clive Barker, Charlaine Harris, Marquis De Sade, Vincent Bugliosi
  • Operating System: macOSX
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod!
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything with Shatner
  • Favourite game: BIOSHOCK.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Dreamcast
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Mighty Monarch
  • Personal Quote: So Why Care for these Petty Obsessions? Your Designer Heart Still Beats With Common Blood.
  • Tools of the Trade: Thick ass gloves and a snake hook. ;)

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Comments


:iconmarysnortscoke:
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cuz i ffuuucckinnggg loovve you
<3

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"Look out! That's boiling human fat!" -- Hellboy
:iconhelllemur:
Happy birthday sweetie! C:

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“Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character for it will become your destiny.”
:iconsilvervulpine:
Hey, I thought you might want to hear what our good chum Kevin Smith had to say about "Twilight" [link] :XD:

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"Ladies and gentlemen, suppose I come right out with it and admit to you now, that my old Martian hoax on the radio, was well, not exactly...a hoax."

-Orson Welles
[link]
:iconnaefalia:
Hi! I happened upon your gallery via the wonderful :iconsilvervulpine:'s 'featured friends' post, and I must say, I LOVE your style and very much want to follow the story of Cadaver. VERY original work here.

Hope you don't mind if I +watch? :)
:iconcadaver-love:
Thanks so much for watching me! :heart: I'm so flattered that you like Daver's story!

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-fueled by Satan-
:iconnaefalia:
Not a problem. Keep it up! :aww:
:iconcadaver-love:
I'll try, I'll try! :D

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-fueled by Satan-
:iconsilvervulpine:
Hey. I finally made good on my promise and bought my own copy of "Guilty Pleasures."

I even did one better and bought "Skin Trade" on audiobook. :D

(Man, I really need to stop going to the bookstore when I enter a depressive cycle. I spend way too much damn money. :()

--
"Ladies and gentlemen, suppose I come right out with it and admit to you now, that my old Martian hoax on the radio, was well, not exactly...a hoax."

-Orson Welles
[link]
:iconsilvervulpine:
Oh Em Gee!!! :omfg:

Patton Oswalt's new album, (and his standup special this sunday on Comedy Central of the same name) "My Weakness is Strong!"

Must download now and laugh until you can't laugh no more!
:rofl:

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"Ladies and gentlemen, suppose I come right out with it and admit to you now, that my old Martian hoax on the radio, was well, not exactly...a hoax."

-Orson Welles
[link]
:iconcadaver-love:
DOWNLOADING NOW.

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-fueled by Satan-

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